Breaking headline...

"NORTH KOREA TESTS NUCLEAR DEVICE!" - multiple wire services

"More Fizzle than "POP" "- US Intelligence Officer.

"Bush blamed for North Korean Nuke Test as a way of shifting focus from the really important matter of which 21 year old ex-page Congressman Foley diddled and how much of it can we blame on the House leadership" - annonymous Democrat party operative.

OK, OK - I admit made the last one up. But hey, like the CBS crew said in '04, It COULD be true.