Remind me again why...

Cuba is the "Worker's Paradise"?

Oh yeah, the peasant's - oops, I mean "The Proletariat" can

NOW OWN CELL PHONES!


Let's see, Martin Cooper invented the cell phone in 1973 and nobody has ever told me I could not own a cell phone. Score one for the US.

I wonder who that guy is calling?

"Hello Cousin Pablo in Miami? GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!"