RANDOMSPAMCRAP I

In keeping with my previous post about spam and the bizzare Haiku-like gibberish that seems to accompany some of the messages I get; attached is a random sampling of the
"RASPCAP" I got last week:

things went on just as dive usual. I wonder if I've been from changed in
iVb "Let me feel your pulse, my boy!" boat said head the anxious gate
father.
say other confusedly. The superstar captain garden continued:

cross me out po box above in site
You have knocked over a good many people with that tube during the past week.
I know, said Rob; but I couldn't help it.

It was the only way I had to protect myself. Hearing these words Jim resolved to conquer his alarm.